i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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