I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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