you would pick up someone in the library
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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