Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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