So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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