my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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