She's JV to your varsity
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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