So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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