i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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