Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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