Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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