i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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