Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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