Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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