normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I need to calm my uterus...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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