I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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