Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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