this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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