Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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