What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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