I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
