Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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