i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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