Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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