He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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