Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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