what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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