I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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