i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
