your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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