so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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