Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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