According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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