I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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