I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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