4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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