too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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