Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There was a lot of him and a little penis
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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