do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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