Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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