I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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