I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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