so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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