office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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