just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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