He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My liver is preforming stress tests.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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