Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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