i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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