I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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