we're blogging at a bar
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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