can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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