Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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