how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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