They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
In America we eat man semen.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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