i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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