so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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