what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
