All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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