Tell her she can't have a vagina
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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