Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I have post one night stand depression
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