I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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