I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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